Al Gore. Yum. I AM AOL!

SEX!  SEX SEX SEX!


HELLO.  MY NAME IS GRETCHEN BUT I PREFER TO BE CALLED "FLUFFY".  SOME OF MY HOBBIES ARE TO CHAT ON AOL. I LOVE AOL.  I HAVE 76 BOYFRIENDS ON AOL.  ALL I DO IS CHAT WITH THEM.  I GAVE ALL OF THEM MY HOME ADDRESS.  ISN'T THAT FUN!

BUT MY FAVORITE HOT GUY IS AL GORE.  ISN'T HE SO CUTE?  I HAVE 382 PICTURES OF HIM CUT OUT AND GLUED TO MY WALLS.  EVERY NIGHT I LICK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM.   BECAUSE I AM FLUFFY!  AND HE IS SO HOT.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

THIS ON MY PAGE YES IT IS INTERNET!  I AM THE INTERNET!  AOL IS THE INTERNET!  I AM AOL!

I COLLECT PLASTIC HORSES.  THEY COST $30 A PIECE.  I LIKE KEN DOLLS!   I LIKE THEM LOTS!

MY FAVORITE COLOR IZ PURPLE CAUSE THATS THE COLOR OF MY SPANDEX PANTS THAT I WEAR EVERY DAY.  WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO TEACH A JAZZERSIZE CLASS.

I LOVE AL GORE!

Gretchen Approves

TODAY I AM GETTING SOME MORE INTERNET.  HE BOUGHT SOME INTERNET FROM THE INTERNET STORE AND TOLD ME THAT I CAN MAKE AN INTERNET OF MY OWN.  HE BOUGHT THE INTERNET ON A DISK.  I HAVE A DISK WITH THE INTERNET ON IT.  IT IS AOL.  MY BOYFRIENDS ARE Y2K.

Not as sexy as Al Roker

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