Uncle Biff University


"Uncle Biff University - In Villa Moronica"

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Many, many years ago, a man named Biff walked into his room and stumped his toe.  To this, he screamed, "WHY DADDY WHY MUST THE RAINBOW END IN A POOL OF BLOOD AND NOT A POOL OF GOLDEN COINS" and he decided to create a college named after him.  The college specialized in the study of dead, bloated fish carcasses.

Biff decided to create other colleges on his 5 acre shrubbery farm, including the College of Terrorism, Chicken Dermatology College, and the College of Foam.  Biff's University is nestled in beautiful New Lenox, Illinois.

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There he is!  It's Uncle Biff!

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Academic Departments
(written by Biff himself!)

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A PICKLES.
CHICKENS GOODLY FUN CHASE STICKS THEY ARE!
I TEACH YOURSELF FUN FUN READING.
THERE ARE PICKLES LIKE THIS LUNCH THERE ARE.
IT THEY LEAK ON SCANNER MINE!
I GO NOW KICK THE CHICKENS

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Meet Our Students

Our students and faculty both have plush, leather interior.   Also. Our students and faculty are quite ambitious when it comes to the quality education that only a faculty of the finest hand puppets can provide.   Come visit our campus and smell our chickens.

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Biff, Biff, and Biff.

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Student Project: Fun Music

Click on the chicken at the left right to hear a Real Audio file of our student project.   It took us 7 months to gather the necessary data and create this beautiful song, modeled after Beethoven's 2nd Symphony.

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"LAAH POOOH FRUMP"

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Click the chicken!  You need RealAudio G2 to hear this.

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No.  No it doesn't.

Admission

Admission costs $12.95 for 1 semester.  Room and board are $7.00 as long as the student brings their own bowling balls.

Financial Aid can be worked out personally with Biff.

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