DEES EES DEE CELINE DION PAGE
DEES EES DEE CELINE DION PAGE
I am Celine Dion, and I am dee mohst beauteefuhl singah in dee wold!
Der ees someting wrong with my skeen, but I do not know what! Where I come from in Canada, I was dee poorest girl in dee wold! Now I am dee most best singah in dee woold! It ees like they have put beautiful putty over my face! Now I am smooth like dee rogue ponies across dee Arabia!
DEES EES NOT CELINE DION! DEES EES NOT DE MOST BEAUTIFUL SINGAH IN DEE WOOLD! I would neva ware such clothes as these! Hees hair may be smooth like dee rogue ponies but eet does not flap in dee wind! Dee geetar eet must go! I am beauuutiful porcelain doll with putty face, I cannot hold such barbareek devicees! Hees face as eef to say, "Let me hold dee hand of dee Celine Dion." No! I ahm married to dee most beauutiful man in dee wold! We make dee babies and I change both dee baby and dee husband diaper! Eet ees the most beautiful diapers in dee wold!
Eet ees as though I can put dee butter on my face and watch eet slide right off! When I grow up in Canada as poor girl, I make butter out of the spirit that god gave me! Eet ees that butter that make me dee most beauuutiful singah in dee wold! My teeth shine like a burning flesh! Eet ees as though my head eet were squeezed and now eet has no form! Eet ees like I am an alien! Eet ees like I am become like dee Jennifer Lopez, dee mocha color! My face eet ees dee most beautiful mask and I am never to age! Eet ees like dee Communist China! Dee mocha doll buttar!
DEES EES NOT CELINE DION! Dees ees a man who try stealth and be like dee skin of rogue ponies! Dees ees a man who give anything to be dee most beautiful singah in dee wold! I AM DEE MOST BEAUTIFUL SINGAH IN DEE WOOOLD! He try to loose dee weight and be beautiful like me! When I grow up in Canada as poor girl I kill dee kittens with me bare hands and I eat them! When I grow up in Canada as poor girl I smash dee baby bunnies with me bare hands and I eat them! I was small, like starving African boy! Now I am wearing dee clothes that they change spontaneously throughout dee music video! Dees man he has smooth skin like starving African boy, but hees lips they are like two dead worms! My nose eet ees small like doll from China, his nose ees big like I jam my fist in eet!
When I make dees face you can see that dee inside of my head eet ees hollow! Dees ees what makes my voice dee most beautiful voice in dee world! I look at dee camera like dees because my husband he tells me! My neck eet ees wrinkly like old hags, but my face eet ees the most smooth! Eet ees like I can take my face off and then there will be ugly Canadian woman hiding underneith! My chin eet ees abnormally pointy! When I grow up in Canada as poor girl, dee other girls they make fun of dee chin! Look at my beautiful earings! Eet ees like to say "I AM CELINE DION, AND I AM HAVING SO MUCH MONEY TO BUY DEES EARRINGS!" Eet ees like I am dee Arabian rogue pony of Canada!