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Thou Shall Eat One (1) Potato Daily. |
| Thou Shall Use Sunblock. (SPF 100). |
| Thou Shall Present Thyself In Manner Similar to Conan. |
| Thou Shall Cut Someone If They Mess With Your Ho. |
| Thou Shall Continually Torment Kathy Lee Gifford. |
| Thou Shall Bow To Max Weinberg. |
| Thou Shall Scream "AN-DEE" Whenever One Enters Or Exits A Public Area. |
| Thou Shall Not Make Fun Of NBC Public Service Announcements..For Me To Poop On! |
| Thou Shall Rename Any Pets In Thy Household "Conan", "Andy", Or "Maxwell". |
| Thou Shall Watch (Or Tape) Late Night With Conan O'Brien For All Eternity. |
Billy Corgan is an extreme Conanist, as you can see.
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